Friday, August 19, 2005

From the WTF? File


Ex-Personal Assistant Sues Carlos Santana

I seems an assistant to Carlos Santana is suing the guitarist for damages claiming he was fired after his consciousness was "calibrated" and determined that it was too low.
I went down to see Billy, my mechanic and asked if I could borrow one of those "spiritual calibrators." He said he looked around but couldn't find one. I think he was just fun'in with me but I'm not sure.
I sure would like to try out one of those things.

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