Day in the Life of Al-Zarqawi

One of my favorites, Iowahawk, has posted another day in the life of Al-Zarqawi. His stuff is hilarious. Here's the whole article.

Here's an excerpt:

Shit, I though I was gonna spray some Mecca-Cola through my nose when I saw Khalid behind them, doing that throat-slash thingy with his hook, but I kept it together. "Sure! Sounds like a plan, guys! Umm, why don't you go with Khalid. He'll take you out back and have you fill out the transfer forms." Long story short, they're back in Paris. Torsos, at least.