How to Dance like a White Guy

"Party of the Rich" - Limousine liberals are upgrading to Lear jets

Strange how just a few years ago, it seems, Democraps (including me at the time) were thought to be against big business and rich politicians.
Now it seems all that time they were just getting richer (except me).I remember that last election that the dems are still whining about. Kerry and Edwards were the richest candidates ever to run for president.
The dems are just beside themselves because they can't understand why they have all that money and no power.
If it all changes (which it probably won't) in the elections, they'll have ALL the money and ALL the power.

I hope it happens. I'll be a lot more active on forums and my website when I gloat about how they're screwing things up on a daily basis.

Racists on a Plane

BOOOSH!

What the hell are the North Koreans up to? This sounds a bit ominous to me.

WASHINGTON – As reports circulated of a second imminent nuclear test, a high-ranking North Korean official who is called the unofficial spokesman for Kim Jong-il issued a not-so-veiled threat to the United States today in an interview with South Korean radio.

"Everything will be settled in a week," said Kim Myong-chol on KBS Radio.
"That is, whether we, Korean people, will remain as we are now, or lose, or New York will lose, or Washington, D.C., will lose, it will all be settled once and for all."

The report was carried in Chosun Ilbo, a Korean-language newspaper in the south.

The Only Reason I Watch Comedy Central

School for Scoundrels and Sling Blade - See it Today

Pasta Incident

Did you ever cough pasta through your nose?

Hate it when that happens.

Julian Beever

White and Nerdy

Did you catch Donny Osmond as his background dancer?
I think Seth Green is in there as well...not sure.

The Pope and the Muslims

The pope was quoting from literary text. If a muslim takes exception to that, he/she should respond with literary protests, not with violence.

I'm sorry the Pope thought he had to apologize. I hope he's watching this violence and is, at least in private, saying, "See, I told you so."

Now, they want his head?

Low-life barbarians.

10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good). A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did????

Where are all the Angry Black Muslim Men?

Where are all these "angry black men" that are supposedly "proud black muslims" like Farakkan, and the like, and why aren't they standing up to these Islamofacist terrorists that are determined to destroy their so-called religion?

Aren't they muslim?
Aren't they tired of these pukes taking over their religion?
Why aren't they as eager to rise against this threat to their religion as they are to rise against white man's repression?

Along that line, where are all the so-called American Muslims? They need to stand up and weed all these cowards out.

If I don't see something, I'm inclined to agree that the entire Islamic world (West and East) is willing to back these terrorists and only mean harm to the western world.

Is Nothing Sacred anymore?

Those evil insurgent bastards have gone too far!

They will wipe a lot of us out now. Have they no shame?

Why do we take Politics Personally?

It is funny how we take politics personally, since there's not much we can do about it, except state our opinion.

I was democrat in the Clinton years. Voted for him and for Gore...and found myself defending Clinton's Animal House antics while in the White House. And tried to justify his boldfaced lying us and the Grand Jury.

I was disappointed when Bush was elected because I'm in Texas and wasn't impressed with the way he ran things here while Governor.

My leanings changed after I saw how the Dems acted after both elections. I haven't seen any solutions for anything coming from these poor losers. All I heard from Kerry was, "I have a plan" or "This president didn't...(fill in the blank). The rest of the party is represented by a raging egotistical idiot who will say or do anything to stay in the limelight (Dean).

Their only hope apparently is Sen. Clinton. But she stays on the fence and won't take a stand on anything that requires a sense of commitment. She also has way too much baggage to be carrying into the campaign (some of it stolen from the white house when she left).

The rest has been whine, whine, whine.

When the president or his admin farts sideways, they're all over it. But, when one of their party is in trouble or goes against the fold, they either run away or send them to the alligators (Sen. Lieberman).

Basically, I haven't seen anything resembling a platform that the Dems have presented. The goal seems to do whatever puts them in a good light and the Repubs in a bad light.

Guess that's politics as usual, but we need to see some people with courage stand up and take responsibility for their actions and for their party.

Then, I might vote that way again.

This is why my computer breaksdown at work

So-Called "Peaceful" Muslims Take Heed

It's about time the so-called "peaceful" muslems (like the ones in CAIR and those that say that terrorism in not part of islam), got off their collective asses and realized this islamic extremism is THEIR problem.

I hear everyday how they "denounce" terrorism and suicide bombings. We also hear how they are "peaceful" and want nothing to do with religious facism.

They say their goal is NOT to kill anyone and everyone that is not mulsim until islam is the one religion in all the world.

Oh no, they don't want that.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

What makes a Leftwinger, what makes a Rightwinger?

By the way, I like this site:

The Nose on your Face


So, what exactly is a Leftwing Democrat and a Rightwing Republican?

What criteria is used to determine if someone is a Democrat or a Republican and what, in your opinion, makes someone more than just a Democrat or Republican, and puts them into the Leftwing or Rightwing?

Are the Democrats of the past (1940s - 1960s) the Republicans of today? If so, where does that put the Democrats of today?

Inquiring mind wants to know.

Who was there First?

Were the Jews the original inhabitants of Israel, or were the Palestinians?

The Israelis say Israel became a nation in 1312 B.C.E., two thousand years before the rise of Islam.

The Palestinians say Palestine was a nation 3,000 B.C.E, i.e. two thousand years before the habirus (Israeli wanderers infiltrated into parts of Palestine, the land of Canaan, the land of milk and honey with Jerusalem ( Uru-salem) as the capital of the Jebsites who founded it 5000 years ago and gave it its name.

Who is right?

Nice to see Racism is alive and well in the good old USA

Seems the Democraps are just sinking lower and lower. Showing senator Leiberman in blackface.

The picture loader ain't working so just go to the website linked in the Title and see for yourself.

Writing

OK, fine, so I am a writer, although my writing lately has been of the technical/editorial kind so I can get a paycheck and pay that new whopping mortgage.

But now, I think it's about time I put the butt to the fire and wrote that book or two that I know are in me.

I know the characters will create themselves, just don't know what story I plan to use. Should it be a mystery, a story of fiction loosely based on non-fiction, an autobiography (who would read it?), or just a story about life?

I'll figure it out.

I always do.